LaVar Ball Answers Basketball Questions From Twitter

I'm LaVar Ball and this is Baller Support.

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Starting five with any players in NBA history?

Your dream team?

Alright, my starting five NBA players of all time

would be Magic Johnson at the one,

Michael Jordan at the two,

Larry Bird at the three,

Tim Duncan at the four

and Shaquille O'Neal at the five.

Parquet Buckets, (laughs) what's the least cool

NBA jersey you could see someone wearing?

Cavs Anthony Bennett,

Lakers Dwight Howard,

76ers Andrew Bynum,

others.

Outta those three, I'd have to say the Cavs, Anthony Bennett

'cuz where has he been?

Neil Singh, in basketball, the fans chant defense

but never offense.

Why is that?

Scoring is important, too.

'Cuz offense is spontaneous

so you don't have time to say Offense, offense.

He already slam dunked or did a move.

See, on defense, you can play defense for a long time

just keep slidin' your feet and deflectin' passes,

but offense, it's a quick move.

What if you get a steal and shoot it from half-court?

What time you get a steal and say Off --

and they done shot it, so you can't say,

Offense, offense, offense.

That's why it's defense.

Jason Curry HABS, H-A-B-S.

Does that stand for somethin', too, hmm?

How do you shoot a free throw?

Someone tell me so I can tell the Raptors.

This is ridiculous.

I guess you would never know if you don't get fouled.

So don't worry about the free throw game,

just worry about gettin' in the game.

Sixerhive, compare your pickup game style to

a current NBA player.

My pickup game would be like Charles Barkley

'cuz I don't play in pickup games anymore

and he's not a player anymore.

So, we on the same boat.

Welcome to Krispy Kreme Donuts.

Ramon, hot take, do the Warriors have the

worst collective facial hair in the NBA?

Not gonna answer that question 'cuz I don't look at

guys' facial hair.

A StrawCast, worst NBA draft suit?

Photos only.

The worst one has to be,

I don't know what this guy's wearin',

but he's got a turquoise suit on.

Anybody wearin' a turquoise suit is two steps

below the Joker.

12cup, oh, no, this says 12up.

What's the best NBA team of the modern era?

Stop it, I ain't even gotta look.

LA Lakers.

Why?

'Cuz they have the best Ball player.

Clevis Murray, who do you think has the worst

attitude in the NBA, past or present?

That's a tricky one

because I think everybody in the NBA has a attitude.

It's just when you catch 'em at the right time.

If you think a guy has a bad attitude

and he winnin' all the time,

he gonna be good,

but soon as lose a coupla games and you be like,

Well, what do you think was the problem for the losing?

Then he gonna be like, You mother, you know why we lost.

It's gonna be like that, you just gotta catch 'em

at the right time.

Dennis Smith, Jr., what is the best NBA arena?

Again, Staples Center.

Kristi Flock, who has the worst hair in the NBA?

The question shoulda been who has the best hair?

'Cuz everybody got that crazy hairdo now,

I don't know what it's lookin' like.

Look like they just woke up

and they think that's fresh.

My son has that, too.

But maybe it's the culture these days,

it's like, you know,

if it's nappy, you happy.

T-Rawww, I think I would be a great TV personality.

How do I get started in the field of work?

Well, I think you need to go out

to your local neighborhood

and start interviewing everybody on the street.

That's a good way to get started.

So how do I get to be on a talk show

where all I do is talk about my life?

By Catherine Hall, hmm.

First of all, your life better be interestin'

so I suggest if you have a boyfriend,

and he ain't ask you no questions, guess what?

Don't nobody care about your life.

On a scale from one to absolutely f'in' baller,

how baller do I look?

The dude's called BigSexy.

You know what, when you're wearin' a all white suit,

with a camouflage shirt,

I don't care what nobody said, you a baller

just to come out with that on.

He, you can't tell him nothin'.

He walk down the streets and you not a big baller,

he gotta be a big baller 'cuz he the one who put on that.

It ain't for me, but if you can rock it like that,

you a big baller, shoot.

GilbertRod, seriously wondering how hard it would be

to drop out and be a baller.

The droppin' out part is very easy,

but bein' a baller is gonna be the hard part.

So, I'll let you figure that one out.

KRCR Purgatory, hmm, that's a long name.

I got some wicked discount coupons

and in need of some new fresh kicks.

Can you please help me decide which one do you like better?

Pics below.

Oh, he has two of 'em.

One looks like a jogger and the other one looks like

a casual shoe.

The difference between a jogger and a casual shoe

take the casual, 'cuz I think you do less runnin'.

Do ha, (laughs) what a name.

How do I even win an argument?

The best way to win a argument,

turn around and go the other way.

Who you gonna argue with?

You won.

GG God, I'm too broke to be a big baller man.

How 'bout you hook me up with some heat?

So check it out, let's stop worryin' about being a

big baller and worryin' about heat

and let's just be cool.

This is Baller Support

and I've supported the baller all I can

for all this time,

and until the next questions,

we out.